Did I not tell you about Bonzo the Bonsai? Papa Noël brought him on Christmas Day, and I haven't managed to kill him yet. I screwed up the other day, though. It was the Feast Day of San Antón, who is the patron saint of pets (well, domestic animals, actually). The Church of San Antón is a mere stone's throw from our house, on Calle de Hortaleza, and people take their dogs and cats, gerbils, hamsters and ferreterias there to be blessed - had I known, I could have taken Bonzo there for a splash of Holy Water. Ah well, next year.
UPDATE: For the record, I've just found the little booklet that came with Bonzo. He is five years old, of the species Zelkova sp. Whatever that means.